you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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