i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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