i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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