it glows. i had to have it.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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