"it" just moved
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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