we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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