I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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