We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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