I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
did i walk over a car last night?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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