Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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