You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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