Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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