It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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