dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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