awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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