Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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