CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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