Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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