the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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