Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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