Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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