epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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