I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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