Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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