I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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