I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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