So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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