May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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