I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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