I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Randomize