i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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