i permit you to call me
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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