I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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