so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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