I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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