eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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