..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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