You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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