why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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