Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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