I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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