He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
My bed is full of blood and feathers
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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