"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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