ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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