He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize