never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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