My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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