The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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