I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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