I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
how does that bad decision feel?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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