ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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