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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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