Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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