Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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