talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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