When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Randomize
