He is such a slut. More and more my type.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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