yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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