we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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